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About us.

Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer who lives in New York City. He performs regularly at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre with the sketch comedy team, Beige. You can see more of his "work" at Avery Monsen Dot Comsen or just follow him on Twitter.

Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist who lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. He has written for the New York Times, the San Francisco Chronicle, and the Believer magazine. He edited the McSweeney's book, "Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country." You should follow him on Twitter, too.

Together, they wrote All My Friends Are Dead, All My Friends Are Still Dead, I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York, and Pirate's Log: A Handbook For Aspiring Swashbucklers. They also created the comic panel, Open Letters, which appears in newspapers across the country. In their spare time, they make t-shirts at bigstonehead.net.

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